Archive for April 22nd, 2009
GARDEN gnome fan Sandra Smith has been told to cover up three of her figures — because they are NUDE.
The saucy statues, one of a man and two of busty lasses, stood outside her door for 15 years to give visitors a laugh.
But now Sandra, 64, has had to drape T-shirts over the 2ft high ornaments after a neighbour complained they were upsetting her kids….
But the neighbour, who would not be named, said: “They’re childish and pathetic. They should not be in a garden with kids.”
But alas, if we eliminated everything childish and pathetic, the pesky neighbor would have to go too!