Eideard

Sith gun robh so…

Sunday’s 2nd Amendment sermon!

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Church members — many of them wearing identical blue shirts with the church’s name as they helped direct traffic and check weapons to make sure they were not loaded — were joined at the event by their friends and others who heard about it on the news. About 10 members of a local private militia were among those who attended.

The event has been criticized by other religious leaders, who say churches have no business glorifying deadly weapons. Across town, another event carrying an anti-gun message was held.

But Pagano, the Marine veteran and police chaplain who leads the Assemblies of God congregation, was unapologetic, saying one cannot defend a person’s First Amendment right to religious liberty without the Second Amendment right to bear arms.

We love God, we love our country,” he told the applauding crowd. “Without a belief in God, without a belief even in firearms, I don’t believe this country would be here the way it is today. There’s nothing to be ashamed of.”

Attendees listened to rules about carrying unloaded weapons securely in holsters, recited the Pledge of Allegiance, sang patriotic songs such as “God Bless America” and “America the Beautiful” and watched a series of Internet videos arguing for the right to bear arms and warning that gun-control advocates would put people at risk of mass murderers and other criminals.

A milder flavor of the religious wacko gun-nut variety. RTFA and reflect upon the Ohio Freedom Fighters (sic) who showed up in camo prepared to fight off any possible invasion from Mars.

Chronology of events through the weekend at this Pentacostal Church over at the Times.

Though I consider Christ a minor historic figure among Essene sectarians, I have to ask the inevitable question: Which gun would Jesus Christ carry?

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Written by eideard

June 28, 2009 at 9:00 am

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  1. “I have to ask the inevitable question: Which gun would Jesus Christ carry?”

    It’s obvious: A .45ACP 1911. It’s the perfect gun!

    Alpheus

    October 12, 2009 at 2:31 pm

  2. Which gun would Jesus Christ carry?

    A Barret 50 cal sniper set up. Hell, he had a dozen lackies hanging onto his every word. They could hump the tripod, ammo, and barrels.

    Mr. Fusion

    October 12, 2009 at 3:04 pm

  3. It’s quite interesting with these religious folks. They all want to go to heaven, but they’re afraid of dying.

    Jägermeister

    October 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    • That reminds me of one time a few years ago when I asked this bible thumper on a personal recruitment drive for his boss, “Did you ever stop to think and end up with a serious headache?” He had to think about that.

      Mr. Fusion

      October 13, 2009 at 10:35 am


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