Pee on the Police Station – then, walk in to make a complaint

Detroit — Authorities said a man urinated on the side of the Royal Oak police station, and then walked inside one afternoon last week. Lt. Gordon Young told the Detroit Free Press that ”after urinating, the suspect entered the station in an attempt to file a police report on an undisclosed matter.”
That’s when witnesses informed the police at the front desk of the man’s activities while outside.
Deputy City Attorney Mark Liss said the man was issued a citation and likely will serve no jail time but pay a fine and court costs of $250.
Uh, OK. Cops are pretty understanding in Detroit. I guess.
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I live in Detroit and I’m not surprised. Traffic laws are also pretty flexible and I’ve seen people go through red lights. Just so long as there was no traffic coming, police seem to just let it slide.
I’m pretty sure that they’re just worried about stoping violent crimes and then deal with everything else as a distant second priority. Let’s face it there are parts of the city that kind of require that. Flint is similar.
Come to Michigan some time! I’ll show you some of the nicest small towns and then the best and worst parts of the city. It’ll blow your mind!
Posky
September 21, 2010 at 2:42 am