Angry because his wife’s pig damaged his power saw, Kiwi hubbie assaults wife with Ostrich egg — WTF?
Waipawa, New Zealand — Phillip Russell lost his temper when he discovered the pig had damaged his power saw, verbally abusing his wife, spitting at her then grabbing an ostrich egg from the kitchen table and hurling it at her, Fairfax Media reported.
It said Russell, 46, had repeatedly asked his wife to keep the pet pig under control as it had damaged their home, a neighbour’s house and council property, but she insisted it should be given free range.
The ostrich egg, the largest type of egg produced by any living bird species, caused bruising to the chest of Russell’s wife, the report said.
It said Russell pleaded guilty to charges including assault using an ostrich egg as a weapon over the July 5 incident and was sentenced to six months jail in Hastings District Court on Wednesday…
The report did not explain why Russell had an ostrich egg, a species that is not native to New Zealand.
Are these people auditioning for some truly strange reality TV show on Oceania television?