When BuzzFeed journalist Matt Stopera went to the Creation Museum in Petersburg, KY for the Bill Nye–Ken Ham debate, he learned a lot of really crazy stuff that creationists make up about creationism and evolution.
“First off, the museum is HUGE. It’s also REALLY nice. Like one of the nicest museums I’ve ever been to. It took me over three hours to go through it. Through the course of those three hours, I learned just about everything I could possibly ever want to know about creationism.”
Here is a sampling of some of the things he learned in his surreal experience. Honestly, these kooks just make this stuff up. I’m a Christian. Why can’t other Christians reconcile God with science as I have? But nooooo, they (some of them) have to be as stupid as humanly possible.
Graffiti is a sign of the abandonment of God
Adam and Eve did it in a forest surrounded by dinosaurs
Animals used trees knocked down by the great flood as rafts to get around
Fork it over!
RTFA for lots more useless crap. All images via Matt Stopera of BuzzFeed.
The magic words today are “profit center”.