Posts Tagged ‘JetBlue’
So, how did someone get a stun gun onto a JetBlue flight?

Federal US officials are attempting to determine how a stun gun was brought onboard a JetBlue flight that landed at Newark airport in New Jersey.
Crew members at Liberty International Airport found the stun gun tucked into the back of a seat on the plane following the flight from Boston.
The FBI said on Monday that there was no indication the gun, found on Friday, was intended for an attack…
How do you determine the gun wasn’t intended for an attack? Because there wasn’t one?
Members of the airline’s crew were cleaning the JetBlue aircraft at 2220 local time on Friday evening when the gun was discovered…
Authorities said they gave the weapon to the Port Authority of New York, before it was handed over to the Transportation Security Administration, the body responsible for carrying out security screening of passengers.
The TSA can be counted on do as thorough a job at finding who brought it on board – as they did at preventing it from being brought on board. Right?
If it smells like chicken will it taste like chicken?

Could have been worse!
A bird drawn into the engine of a plane taking off in New York made the cabin smell like chicken was being cooked, passengers said.
JetBlue Flight 757 to Aruba, with 109 people aboard, returned to John F. Kennedy International Airport and landed safely at 12:30 p.m. Saturday…
“Suddenly the plane smelled like chicken,” said passenger Gina Vicinanza. “I thought, ‘Wow! They have hot food on this plane…’ “
At least 13 bird encounters with planes have occurred at the airport this year
I love barbecue; but, there are limits. I really prefer grilling over natural chunk charcoal over whirling my food with Jet A 1.
Fall asleep on the job – wake up in another city!

A luggage handler flew from New York to Boston after falling asleep in the cargo hold of a JetBlue airliner but was unharmed and not charged with any crime.
Massachusetts state police said the 21-year-old man was discovered in the cargo hold when the plane landed at Boston’s Logan Airport on Saturday but provided no further details…
Channel 7 News in Boston reported the man fell asleep with the luggage in New York and that baggage handlers in Boston were shocked to discover him when they opened the cargo door.
Har! I hope he had to pay his own way back home.




