Hire sniffer dogs to check out your kids!


Uh, what’s that in your sock drawer?

Retired sniffer dogs that have spent years on police patrol are now working in the private sector in the US – sniffing out teenagers’ bedrooms. Parents can rent a dog and handler for $200 an hour from Sniff Dogs, a firm operating in New Jersey and Ohio…

The company says the animals can smell marijuana from up to 15 feet away and residue on clothing from drugs smoked two days earlier.

The dogs sit when they detect the drugs but they leave the final inspection to the parents.

Pat Winterstein from Washington, New Jersey decided to use the service to search the bedrooms of her three children.

“I trust my kids, but you only can trust them so far.”

Great. Truly positive communications between parent and child.

2 thoughts on “Hire sniffer dogs to check out your kids!

  1. K B says:

    We knew that government would be able to convince family members to spy on one another, eventually. We just didn’t realize how excited and eager family members would be to participate.

  2. Cinaedh says:

    The company says the animals can smell marijuana from up to 15 feet away and residue on clothing from drugs smoked two days earlier.

    If I had any money, I’d be willing to bet the ‘hit rate’ by these dogs is fairly close to 100 percent. If the kids aren’t smoking dope, their friends and acquaintances most certainly are.

    It seems a waste of money to me, just to reassure yourself your kid is only smoking grass.

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