German police investigate kebab sauce after attack

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German police are investigating a chilli sauce to determine whether it was so spicy that it was capable of causing grievous bodily harm when used in an attack.

Police took a sample of the sauce from a kebab stand in Bremen’s central train station after a kebab salesman threw it into the eyes of a customer during a fight over napkins.

“Legally, the question of whether the spiciness of the kebab sauce constituted ‘normal’ or grievous bodily harm must be addressed,” local police in the northern city said on Friday.

Officers broke up a scuffle that kicked off after a 23-year-old wiped his kebab-soiled hands on the stand because the salesman refused to give him a paper napkin. The seller responded by flinging a ladle of sauce in the man’s face.

Har! This sort of battle happens weekly in New Mexico. The chile can escalate all the way up to semi-lethal. 🙂

One thought on “German police investigate kebab sauce after attack

  1. Cinaedh says:

    If you use your mouse wheel to flick the pic of the peppers up and down really quickly, you get a cool optical illusion.

    What else am I going to say about an assault with sauce, causing bodily harm?

    🙂

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