Pope’s sainthood on hold after ‘miracle cure’ nun ill again


Get that fracking bird. He crapped on my tiramisu!”

It was the miracle that set Pope John Paul II on the road to sainthood and provided faithful followers with proof of his holy powers. But hopes that the former pope’s canonisation would be fast-tracked by Sister Marie Simon-Pierre’s recovery from Parkinson’s disease have been set back by reports that the French nun has fallen ill again.

Simon-Pierre described three years ago how she regained her health after a night of prayer to the then recently deceased Polish pontiff. John Paul also suffered from Parkinson’s disease, which is incurable.

“It’s like a second birth,” she said at the time. “I feel like I’ve discovered a new body, new limbs.”

In 2007 Simon-Pierre could barely move her left side, could not write legibly, drive or move around easily and was in constant pain.

Her disease worsened after the pope’s death, and her order prayed for his intervention to ease her suffering. Then after writing his name on a paper one night, she woke up the next day apparently cured and returned to work as a maternity nurse with no traces of the disease.

But according to the Polish daily newspaper Rzeczpospolita, one of the doctors charged with scrutinising the nun’s case believed she might have been suffering from a similar nervous disease, not Parkinson’s, which could go into sudden remission. A report on the paper’s website went further, saying that the 49-year-old nun had become sick again with the same illness.

The Vatican was making no comment on the grounds that the late pope’s case was still under examination.

Ah, the irregular course of miracles. Not that it means anything to True Believers. Say that “it’s so” – and it is so.

Sort of like American foreign policy or a creationist history of the world.

5 thoughts on “Pope’s sainthood on hold after ‘miracle cure’ nun ill again

  1. Mr. Fusion says:

    Jesus H. Christ !!! Is nothing sacred??? Even the G*d D*mn Pope is getting in these Subway $5.00 commercials.

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