The gentleman cat burglar’s guide to thievery

A Japanese thief, who describes himself as a gentleman cat burglar, has written a popular book giving tips on how to carry out burglaries.

Futabasha Publishing claims that a first print run of 10,000 copies of “Occupation, Thief; Annual income, Y30 million” has almost run out in the 10 days since publication.

Hajime Karasuyama – the pen name of the career burglar – claims to have developed the uncanny ability to guess just where the occupant of any home will have stashed the cash and valuables and provides tips on how to gain access to a locked property and then get away again without leaving any signs.

Karasuyama says he earns around £270,000 a year from burglary…

Karasuyama provides details on how he is able to pick any lock at will and the way to silently use a glass cutter on a window. He also reveals that placing a jeweller’s magnifying eye-piece against a door peep-hole reverses the view and enables him to look inside the house, while he recommends investing in a new hybrid car for going on “jobs” because they have engines that are very quiet and do not attract attention.

Karasuyama also reminisces about some of the best heists of his career, including the time he hired a chauffeur to drive to one address and boldly walking up to the front door dressed in a business suit and brazenly picked the lock.

“I didn’t want to get arrested by the police, so I thought of a way that would make me appear less conspicuous,” he told the magazine.

The editor of the book says, “This book is not targeted at people who might want to become a burglar but more at home-owners who want to know how a thief thinks and how they can better protect their home.”

I guess there should be a follow-on publication on how the Japanese parliament does business on a daily basis. So the Japanese might be better prepared to fire many of the crooks running their government. Probably as true in Japan as it is in the United States.

4 thoughts on “The gentleman cat burglar’s guide to thievery

  1. Ian says:

    This book is dangerous but like the publishers say, this should at least help homeowners to secure their properties properly.

    PS. How is burglary in any way gentlemanly?

  2. Pavle Stanimirovic says:

    Nothing Gentleman stealing from personal property because it is not nice ,
    I was a real Gentleman Thief my entire life that only targeted insurance companies and the biggest thieves in the world, ask Author #burlbarer and #punchpavle the Real Deal official Gentleman thief .
    This person here is NO gentleman, Thank you kindly.
    .

  3. 4theRecord says:

    “Is the concept ‘theft’ at all possible unless one allows validity to the concept ‘property’? How can one steal if property is not already extant?… Accordingly property is not theft, but a theft becomes possible only through property.” Max Stirner, “The Ego and Its Own” (1844). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property_is_theft!
    Pavle Stanimirovic (born May 10, 1972), a.k.a. Paul Montana, is described by Wikipedia as “a Serbian-American media personality, writer, and reformed criminal. The son of Vojislav Stanimirović, Pavle retired from a life of crime and incarceration and became a Miami-based writer and media personality. He is a criminal authority, safe-cracker, jewel thief, and a former founding member of the YACS, who are closely tied today to the Pink Panthers in Europe.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavle_Stanimirovic
    Vojislav Stanimirović (born March 19, 1937) is likewise described as “a Serbian journalist and one-time crime figure, most famous for his leading role in The Vizcaya Heist. He immigrated to the United States in 1962. Vojislav Stanimirovic was also later involved with YACS and the Pink Panthers among Serbian mafia figures.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vojislav_Stanimirovi%C4%87_(criminal) See links.
    Re: ‘YACS’ (Yugoslavian/Albanian/Croatian/Serbian) Crime Groups, see FBI Law Enforcement Bulletin, November 1998 https://www.ncjrs.gov/App/publications/abstract.aspx?ID=175752

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