FBI warns Barbie Doll may be used for child porn – Huh? Wha?


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The FBI is warning law agencies that the new Barbie “Video Girl” doll could be used as a tool by pedophiles to make child pornography.

In an alert entitled “Barbie ‘Video Girl’ a Possible Child Pornography Production Method,” the FBI said the doll has a built-in hidden camera in the chest and a small LCD screen for video display in her back.

How “hidden” is a camera that’s hooked up to a screen in the doll’s back?

The FBI “cyber crime alert” doesn’t cite any misuse of the doll, which has been on the market since July, but talks about the possibility…

The FBI regularly distributes such alerts to help investigators improve policing. No incidents involving the new doll have been reported, according to Frederick Gutt and another FBI special agent, Steve Dupre…

The notice is written for law agencies only, but someone at the FBI mistakenly sent it to media outlets in Seattle, said Dupre of the FBI’s Sacramento, California, office, which distributed the notice.

This is another “what-if” scenario that truly illustrates what comes from coppers with too much time on their hands.

This is based on knowing that there once was a pedophile who gave a kid a Barbie Doll. And another where a pedophile used a hidden video camera. Therefore, we must live in fear and trepidation of someone combining the two.

Cripes. Let me repeat my favorite “what-if” story.

When Ruud Gullet was cratering in his gig as manager of the Fulham Football Club, he found himself in a press conference where a couple of reasonably sober members of the 4th Estate bombarded him with hypothetical questions and demanded resolution of the problems they offered.

He replied, “What if, what if, what if? If my auntie had balls she’d be my uncle!”

And if she had a video camera in her chest and belonged to a pedophile, she might be Barbie.

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