Round up the usual suspects.
The manager of a northern Ohio cellphone store told 911 dispatchers that his gorilla mascot had been attacked by a banana.
Wireless Center manager in Strongsville said his main advertisement involves using a employee to sit at a curbside in a gorilla suit.
Manager Brandon Parham said he was looking outside and saw a kid dressed as a banana emerge from the bushes behind the store mascot and tackle the man in the gorilla suit…
I think it’s a cheap publicity stunt… but sometimes those should be rewarded. Here go.