Banana attacks gorilla

Round up the usual suspects.

The manager of a northern Ohio cellphone store told 911 dispatchers that his gorilla mascot had been attacked by a banana.

Wireless Center manager in Strongsville said his main advertisement involves using a employee to sit at a curbside in a gorilla suit.

Manager Brandon Parham said he was looking outside and saw a kid dressed as a banana emerge from the bushes behind the store mascot and tackle the man in the gorilla suit…

I think it’s a cheap publicity stunt… but sometimes those should be rewarded. Here go.

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