Fred Phelps’ death celebrated by Oklahoma liquor store


A liquor store in Moore, Okla., advertised a sale on champagne to coincide with the death of Fred Phelps, the founder of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church.

The owner of Moore Liquor, Bryan Kerr, posted a sign outside his store Tuesday reading “Fred Phelps 1929-2014, Champagne 10 percent off! Not a coincidence…”

Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are known for their virulent anti-gay sentiment and protesting soldiers’ funerals. Phelps died Thursday after having been excommunicated from the church.

[He was excommunicated in a power struggle – won by a dude who campaigned that Phelps wasn’t loud enough supporting an inferior role for women in marriage and society]

Kerr said he’s gotten positive feedback about his sign, which suggests celebrating Phelps’ death.

“People have really responded positively to it,” he said.

“Champagne is a celebratory drink and so that’s why we gave 10 percent off,” Kerr added. “If they choose to celebrate the passing of a little hate from this world, they can do so and we’re happy to oblige here at Moore Liquor.”

“That kind of hatred and that kind of twisting of biblical principles needs to be exposed and talked about people need to know that’s not how real Christians act,” he said.

As my old acquaintance Willard Uphaus said during his years as a defrocked Methodist preacher – “Ain’t nothing wrong with old-time religion if it’s old-time enough!” He forgave his church’s cowardice, blindness. Eventually they reacquired sufficient courage to reinstate him after decades as a peace activist.

The idjits any progressive activist encounters, fools who think they are the only True Christians in the world are an embarrassment to normal folks who trust their religion to lead them to a life of peace and understanding. Trouble is, gang, it’s time for you to speak up and differentiate yourself from fundamentalist bigots.

Champagne optional.

One thought on “Fred Phelps’ death celebrated by Oklahoma liquor store

  1. Marshall says:

    “Topeka, Kan.-based Westboro Baptist Church announced Wednesday (March 27th) on Twitter that it would picket Moore Liquor on April 5 in response to the sign.
    The protesters from Westboro will visit the liquor store in Moore on their way to protest a church in Fort Worth, Texas, on April 6, the church said on Twitter.
    “Kisses to @MooreLiquor for reminding Oklahomans #godh8sfags! See ya April 5!,” Westboro wrote on its Twitter account in a subsequent message also sent to local media on Thursday. The church also tweeted a link to a photo of the Moore Liquor marquee, along with a picture of a Westboro picketer carrying an upside down American flag and holdings signs that say “WBC love fest” and “God H8s Mockers.”
    (Moore Liquor owner) Kerr said he is welcoming counter-protesters to the shop on April 5 to greet Westboro members if they show up. He’s already been brainstorming ideas for a new marquee sign to greet Westboro Baptist.
    “We’ve thought up a cute message that will be specially for them,” he said.

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