During an interview with the Smithsonian’s Air and Space magazine, members of the United States Air Force confirmed that there is a contingency plan for taking out Godzilla — if the fire-breathing sea creature ever does attack.
Master Sgt. Jason Edwards of Kadena Air Base said the Air Force would deploy “4,000 Segways and slingshots” and would need help from certain people.
“Well I could go with Chuck Norris, but that would be the obvious one,” Edwards said. “As I understand it, the Power Rangers are probably a good choice in this type of scenario…
There are more than 50 F-15 fighter jets available at Kadena, so those planes would likely be utilized as well.
Heartwarming to witness such self-confidence guiding our military.
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The Pentagon also has a plan to stop the Zombie Apocalypse called “CONOP 8888. http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/05/13/exclusive_the_pentagon_has_a_plan_to_stop_the_zombie_apocalypse The plan is dated April 30, 2011, which was during the time that Mohamed Atta was shopping around for a flight training school in the US and just after Hani Hanjour had become a resident of Falls Church, Virginia in preparation for the September 11 attacks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planning_of_the_September_11_attacks
Already in the hopper. Cripes, this even made Bloomberg, this morning. :-] But, not local TV. Yet.
Sometimes a good sense of humor is the best answer.
…for sure – unless it amounts to ‘whistling past the graveyard’: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/ap-findings-troubles-nations-nuclear-force-3