America in the Dark Ages — The cult of kiddie danger

Lenore Skenazy is a public speaker and founder of the book and blog Free-Range Kids. Her show “World’s Worst Mom” airs on Discovery/TLC international.

The Richland, WA, school district is phasing out swings on its playgrounds. As the district’s spokesman recently told KEPR TV: “It’s just really a safety issue. Swings have been determined to be the most unsafe of all the playground equipment on a playground.”

Ah yes, those dangling doom machines. All they sow is death and despair.

But while this sounds like yet another example of how liability concerns are killing childhood (seen a see-saw anywhere in the last 20 years? A slide higher than your neck?), it’s deeper than that. Insurance underwriters are merely the high priests of what has become our new American religion: the Cult of Kiddie Danger. It is founded on the unshakable belief that our kids are in constant danger from everyone and everything.

The devout pray like this: “Oh Lord, show me the way my child is in deathly danger from __________, that I may cast it out.” And then they fill in the blank with anything we might have hitherto considered allowing our children to eat, watch, visit, touch, or do, e.g., “Sleep over at a friend’s,” “Microwave the macaroni in a plastic dish,” or even, “Play outside, unsupervised…”

What’s more, this is a state religion, so the teachings are enforced by the cops and courts. Those who step outside the orthodoxy face punishment swift and merciless…

We think we are enlightened in this quest to keep kids completely safe. Actually, we have entered a new Dark Ages, fearing evil all around us.

If we want the right to raise our kids rationally, even optimistically, it’s time to call the Cult of Kiddie Danger what it is: mass hysteria aided and abetted by the authorities. But as earlier holy books so succinctly instructed us, there is a better way to live.

“Fear not.”

Bravo!

Lenore Skenazy makes her case with the thoroughness of a pedant. With the heart of a warrior. Which, of course, she must be, every day.

We have added another brick to the wall of state religions. All are considered innocent until proven guilty – unless you are charged with possession of kiddy porn, accused of rape, admit to being an atheist…regardless of charge. More dangerous than someone who cuts those little labels off pillow cases that say “Do Not Remove”. Carrier of an evil more dangerous than the Interwebitubes.

This piece was originally published in New America’s digital magazine,The Weekly Wonk.

4 thoughts on “America in the Dark Ages — The cult of kiddie danger

  1. angrymanspeaks says:

    I feel you brother but I would submit that it isn’t just a cult of child-danger. It is a cult of danger; period. Nothing is safe unless you are strapped-in, isolated from nature, or otherwise have the experience compromised by safety gear and or regulations regarding the use thereof.
    We are all encouraged to be afraid. For our children; for ourselves.
    Lock yourself in; cover yourself and hide; buy a security system; lock your shit up; fear your neighbors; fear the weather; fear stray dogs; fear stray cats; fear Black men (even though they are statistically unlikely to kidnap or molest your child); fear anyone who looks like they don’t belong; out of place; say in an all white neighborhood or in a wealthy neighborhood in a “Hoopty”.
    Fear; stress; hide; obey for your own protection; comply; you will be assimilated; resistance is futile; we are “Borg”.
    Only by giving us total control of your lives; can we; protect you from the grave dangers all around us.
    Only total obedience can insure your safety. Only the sacrifice of your children will protect the rest of us from the danger from outside. Only the sacrifice of your rights can assure your protection from the dangers within.

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