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One of Reuters’ environment pictures of the year. A graveyard is seen underwater in the village of Moorland in south west England, February 7, 2014.
But, don’t worry. Dick Cheney says climate change isn’t anymore likely to occur than the United States torturing people.
Eideard 
Wall Street is awash in oil. American capitalism couldn’t care less what covers the rest of the world. They say “JUMP!” – Congress says, “How high, boss?”
When Dick Cheney talks; people listen.
How else are we to understand the confusing events happening all around us.
If it weren’t for Dick, we would still believe those ridiculous stories about Americans torturing prisoners.
Even I; yes I; was taken in at first. Then Dick Cheney explained that what happened was that the people who accused us had an old dictionary and it didn’t have an up to date definition of the word “Torture”.
Whew! Was I relieved.
Damned Liberals almost had me fooled. I was naer’ ready to go down to the Party Office and tell them that I was no longer going to be a Hard-Core, NRA lovin’, Radical Right-Wing Republican-No sa’. If theys gonna’ be torturin’ folks; I was gonna’ have to become a Semi-Hard-Core, NRA lovin’, Radical Right-Wing Republican.
But Thank the Lord for Lindy’s Lunch-Box; along come ol’ Dick and set things straight.
Well; I best Mosey along. I got to git over-chonder’ fo’ the Pig-Stickin’;……… Whe-e-e-haw!