Putin will sing at Trump Inauguration – Borowitz Report


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❝ After having difficulty persuading prominent entertainers to participate at the event, the Trump transition team announced on Sunday that the Russian President Vladimir Putin would sing at Donald J. Trump’s Inauguration next month.

In a brief statement from the Kremlin, Putin said, “I will be most delighted to perform for my comrade.”

❝ The choice of Putin raised eyebrows in Washington, since the Russian, while famous for invading neighboring countries and imprisoning political opponents, is not particularly well known as a singer.

The Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway pushed back against such criticism during an appearance on CNN. “If we limited ourselves to people who had talent and experience, that would disqualify half of our Cabinet,” she said.

Andy Borowitz is one of my favorite madmen. A turd like Trump would probably have him shot if he thought he could get away with it. Even on Fifth Avenue.

One thought on “Putin will sing at Trump Inauguration – Borowitz Report

  1. Lucrezia says:

    “Who killed Alexander Perepilichny?” https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/01/the-poison-flower/508736/ “…Though poisoning might seem like an easy way to kill someone, ensuring that an assassination will remain anonymous requires a level of technical know-how, resources, and manpower difficult to marshal without government backing. Boris Volodarsky, a veteran of Russia’s military-intelligence service and the author of “The KGB’s Poison Factory: From Lenin to Litvinenko”, described the process to me by email.”
    See also “Poison laboratory of the Soviet secret services” @ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_laboratory_of_the_Soviet_secret_services and “10 Ways the CIA Tried to Kill Castro” http://mentalfloss.com/article/30010/10-ways-cia-tried-kill-castro

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