Girl Scouts versus Trump

❝ In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump.

The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization.

❝ Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order “out of an abundance of caution,” the girls themselves were “in no way, shape or form” afraid of President Trump.

“They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” she said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.”

❝ Trump wasted little time responding to the Girl Scouts’ action, lashing out at the organization in a blistering early-morning tweet storm.

“Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys,” Trump wrote. “Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!”

Good satire, successful satire depends on getting really close to the truth. The scumbag in the White House, our proto-fascist so-called president, fits into this piece by Andy Borowitz like the stink of old dead fish on melted ice.

One thought on “Girl Scouts versus Trump

  1. Coincidence says:

    The president of the Boy Scouts of America is also the chairman and chief executive of the telecommunications giant AT&T, which needs the U.S. Justice Department to approve its $85 billion mega-merger with Time Warner https://qz.com/1038359/boy-scouts-president-randall-stephenson-has-been-lobbying-donald-trump-to-approve-the-att-time-warner-merger/ The department is currently conducting an antitrust review, which evaluates how the deal would affect competition in the industry. The process is supposed to be private and apolitical, but there are concerns in Congress that president Trump is trying try to influence it.

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