Expect a Text from the Fake President Declaring Himself Emperor

❝ …Next week, The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) will be testing the Emergency Alert System, which gives the President the ability to “address Americans via text message in the event of a national emergency.” What exactly will constitute a “national emergency” to a man who is pretending that nearly 3,000 people did not die in Hurricane Maria is unclear.

❝ As Talking Points Memo reports, the test alert is slated go out at 2:18 p.m. ET on September 20…The message will reach any cell phone that’s within the range of a cell tower.

Yes, of course, there are “controls” and “safety systems”. There are also supposed to be checks and balances built into the operation of Congress based upon our Constitution. When you have a party in power like today’s craven version of the Republican Party – that’s meaningless. When you have a third of the electorate convinced Trump is a messenger from God – there is no reason for confidence in civil liberties.

So, get ready for the world’s Number One Fake President to Declare a state of emergency, martial law and place himself in charge of the military, all police.

I’m only joking, right now. Do you believe the thug in the White House isn’t thinking of every possible way to save his incompetent butt?

4 thoughts on “Expect a Text from the Fake President Declaring Himself Emperor

  1. HAIL VICTORY! says:

    We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to
    death, and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!

  2. nicknielsensc says:

    I’ve set an alarm to remind me to put my phone into airplane mode for the half-hour around the test. Even if I thought he was a good President, I’m still not interested in anything he has to say.

    • 4 minute warning says:

      “Our country has been attacked with nuclear weapons. Communications have been severely disrupted, and the number of casualties and the extent of the damage are not yet known. I will bring you further information as soon as possible. Meanwhile, I’ve declared martial law and shut off all fake news. Remain in or immediately return to your home and await further instructions.

  3. National Emergency™️ says:

    “The White House is firming up plans to redirect unspent federal dollars as a way of funding President Donald Trump’s border wall without taking the dramatic step of invoking a national emergency.” https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/11/mick-mulvaney-border-wall-funds-1163996 “Done by executive order, this plan would allow the White House to shift money from different budgetary accounts without congressional approval, circumventing Democrats who refuse to give Trump anything like the $5.7 billion he has demanded. Nor would it require a controversial emergency declaration.”
    The United States Constitution grants Congress exclusively the power to appropriate funds. This power of the purse was once Congress’ primary check on the executive branch.

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