We Could Fund the Border Wall Or…


Trump lied and we get the bill

❝ According to Department of Homeland Security officials (and Fox News)…Trump’s goddamn-no-good-very-f**king-stupid border wall—which, if it happens, either the American taxpayers or these idiots on GoFundMe are going to pay for—will consist of 215 miles of a “wall system” on the southern border. This “wall system” will supposedly include some fencing, some border patrol agents, and some cameras for the low, low price of $5 billion up front and up to $25 billion later on…

Here are some other ways we could spend the $5 billion:

• Pay the annual salary of 125,000 teachers

• Pay the annual salary of 71,428 nurses

• Provide a year of housing for 500,000 homeless people

• Fund 250,000 domestic adoptions

• Fund the annual treatment of 250,000 people living with AIDS

• Pay off 134,509 average student loans…

• Buy 25 million ounces of weed

Buy 2 billion tacos…

❝ What do we need more, a border wall or 2 billion tacos? One is going to hurt immigrants, property owners, butterflies, jaguars, and the ecosystem, and the other tastes great with salsa and sour cream. I know which one gets my vote.

Har! Ditto.