NY Subway “advertisement” for Crazy Rudy’s services

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The satirical ad, which was spotted on at least one A train Tuesday afternoon, touts the ex-New York mayor-turned-Trump attorney’s “crazy” legal services…”

The ad’s phone number leads to a belligerent voicemail, where a male voice blares, “You have called the law offices of crazy Rudy! We specialize in back channel deals, cable news appearances and will work when drunk!”

Truth in Advertising still prevails in the Big Apple.

9 thoughts on “NY Subway “advertisement” for Crazy Rudy’s services

  1. Tutti frutti, oh rootie says:

    “After the White House released the transcript of the July 25 call between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, Trump had a defense. He could argue that his mention of the $400 million aid package for Ukraine, and his suggestion that Ukraine investigate Joe and Hunter Biden and Burisma Holdings, did not make the former contingent on the latter.
    But Ambassador William Taylor’s opening statement to the impeachment proceedings indicated that the aid was indeed being made conditional upon the announcement of an investigation. And so Trump’s best defense at that point was that they were only linked insofar as Trump cared about investigating Ukrainian corruption, including Biden.
    Then, after the House Intelligence Committee released Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s addendum to his testimony yesterday, Trump’s best defense was to claim that Sondland went rogue when he specifically demanded a “statement” committing to a Biden investigation rather than just an investigation.
    At every point, the core argument Trump has needed to make is that presidents initiate quid pro quos all the time, not for their personal political interests, but for that of the people they’re elected to serve.
    But Rudy Giuliani might have just blown up whatever remains of that defense.”

    Rudy Giuliani @RudyGiuliani 12:43 PM – 6 Nov 2019:
    “The investigation I conducted concerning 2016 Ukrainian collusion and corruption, was done solely as a defense attorney to defend my client against false charges, that kept changing as one after another were disproven.”

    “…Here, the president’s personal attorney has conceded that he used formal diplomatic channels and the powers of the Oval Office to prioritize Trump’s personal gain over that of the people.
    Trump’s only option at this point is to throw Giuliani and his back-channel under the bus.” (Washington Examiner) https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/giuliani-ukraine-quid-pro-quo-intended-to-benefit-trump-personally

  2. Crescendo says:

    “The reputation of Rudy Giuliani could be set for a further blow with the release of highly embarrassing footage in Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow-up to Borat.
    In the film, released on Friday, the former New York mayor and current personal attorney to Donald Trump is seen reaching into his trousers and apparently touching his genitals while reclining on a bed in the presence of the actor playing Borat’s daughter, who is posing as a TV journalist.
    Following an obsequious interview for a fake conservative news programme, the pair retreat at her suggestion for a drink to the bedroom of a hotel suite, which is rigged with concealed cameras.
    After she removes his microphone, Giuliani, 76, can be seen lying back on the bed, fiddling with his untucked shirt and reaching into his trousers. They are then interrupted by Borat who runs in and says: “She’s 15. She’s too old for you.”
    Representatives for Giuliani have not replied to the Guardian’s requests for comment.” (Guardian UK) https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/oct/21/rudy-giuliani-faces-questions-after-compromising-scene-in-new-borat-film
    “Rudy Giuliani’s efforts to tarnish Joe Biden’s presidential campaign continued in Delaware when he visited a police station Monday to share files from what he said was Hunter Biden’s laptop.” (USA Today) https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/10/21/rudy-giuliani-gives-alleged-hunter-biden-laptop-authorities/6005040002/
    “The hazy line between politics and influence campaigns” (Axios) https://www.axios.com/rudy-giuliani-hunter-biden-6a57669a-dffa-4296-aac1-e3cb35262e08.html
    “Giuliani: Even if Hunter Laptop Story ‘Isn’t Accurate,’ Americans ‘Are Entitled to Know It’” (Daily Beast) https://www.thedailybeast.com/giuliani-says-even-if-hunter-laptop-story-isnt-accurate-americans-are-entitled-to-know-it

    Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty

  3. Crazy innit? says:

    “Giuliani wrecks Trump campaign’s well-laid legal plans : The campaign spent months building a legal apparatus to contest close elections. Then along came the former New York City mayor.” https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/14/giuliani-trump-legal-plans-436475
    “QAnon’s Dominion voter fraud conspiracy theory reaches the president” https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/q-fades-qanon-s-dominion-voter-fraud-conspiracy-theory-reaches-n1247780
    Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani 7:16 AM · Nov 14, 2020:
    “Did you know a foreign company,DOMINION,was counting our vote in Michigan, Arizona and Georgia and other states.
    But it was a front for SMARTMATIC, who was really doing the computing.
    Look up SMARTMATIC and tweet me what you think?
    It will all come out.” https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1327616396939948032

  4. Shyster says:

    “Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer who last week was put in charge of his legal battles related to the election, reportedly asked for $20,000 a day in legal fees from Trump’s re-election campaign, The New York Times reported [link].”
    “Giuliani represented the Trump campaign during a hearing for a lawsuit in Pennsylvania on Tuesday and defense attorneys for the Pennsylvania secretary of state’s office tore into his argument.” https://www.businessinsider.com/pennsylvania-defense-lawyers-shredded-rudy-giuliani-trump-election-lawsuit-2020-11
    “Giuliani appeared to misrepresent his standing with the District of Columbia Bar in his court filing Tuesday. Though the attorney listed the D.C. Bar as a court in which he’s “currently a member in good standing,” the court’s website shows Giuliani is currently administratively suspended due to non-payment.
    According to the court filing system PACER, this will be the first federal lawsuit that Giuliani has officially taken part in since April 1992.” https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2020/11/17/rudy-giuliani-joins-trump-pennsylvania-lawsuit-after-other-lawyers-back-out/?sh=12afa04e5805
    “Pennsylvania Supreme Court rejects Trump campaign claim of problems with ballot observers” https://news.yahoo.com/pennsylvania-supreme-court-rejects-trump-211700634.html
    “By one election lawyer’s tally, Trump is 1-25 in election litigation so far.” https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/political-commentary/trump-election-lawsuits-loser-1091781/

  5. Rootie Kazootie says:

    “Rudy’s bitter end: A former friend and staffer tracks the mayor’s sad decline” https://news.yahoo.com/commentary-rudys-bitter-end-former-020100231.html
    “Rudy Giuliani has tried to subvert the will of the voters before. He did it after 9/11” https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-11-24/giuliani-power-grab-september-11
    “President Donald Trump is expected to join his attorney Rudy Giuliani in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, on Wednesday, where Republican state lawmakers are holding a “hearing” on allegations of fraud in this month’s election, two sources familiar with the plans told CNN.” https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/25/politics/trump-pennsylvania-hearing-giuliani/index.html
    “Giuliani says he ‘exaggerated a little bit’ when he said there were more votes than citizens in Detroit – after Trump made the claim part of his failed bid to overturn election defeat” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8981813/Giuliani-says-exaggerated-bit-said-votes-citizens-Detroit.html

  6. One hand washes the other says:

    “President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani recently talked to the president about possibly receiving a preemptive pardon before Trump leaves office, a report says.
    The discussions, detailed by The New York Times, come as Giuliani leads last-ditch legal efforts by Trump’s campaign to reverse President-elect Joe Biden’s projected win in the Electoral College.
    “Not true,” Giuliani told CNBC when asked about the pardon discussions.” https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/01/rudy-giuliani-and-trump-discussed-pardon-after-loss-to-biden.html

  7. Wocka Wocka says:

    Trump’s newest star witness to ‘voter fraud’ who claimed she saw Dominion systems being rigged was on probation for COMPUTER CRIME after plea deal to drop ‘obscenity’ charge https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9015555/I-WASNT-drunk-Rudy-told-shush-says-star-witness-Trumps-voter-fraud-claim.html
    Mellissa Carone, 33, was sentenced to 12 months of probation for the offense in September 2019, stemming from an incident in November 2018.
    Carone’s criminal past is the latest public blunder for Giuliani as he attempts to prove alleged election fraud, just weeks after he held a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping – which was in-between a sex shop and a crematorium.
    See also https://www.deadlinedetroit.com/articles/26813/giuliani_s_michigan_witness_mellissa_carone_harassed_sent_sex_videos_to_boyfriend_s_ex

    NYT: “‘S.N.L.’ Parodies Rudy Giuliani and Melissa Carone’s Disastrous Hearing” https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/06/arts/television/snl-cecily-strong-melissa-carone-morgan-wallen.html

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