“Listen. Understand. Roy Keane is out there. He can’t be reasoned with, he can’t be bargained with. he doesn’t feel pity or remorse or fear and he absolutely will not stop banging on about modern players being a bunch of fecking lazy gobshites. Ever. Until you are dead.”
Thanks, Mark
Eideard 
…meanwhile in a parallel universe https://www.britannica.com/story/why-do-some-people-call-football-soccer
If only someone would send something horrible and lethal back in time to take care of Mourinho before he joined Spurs. #mouout