Anthony Fauci has revealed that nausea and a splitting headache are two common symptoms of talking to Rand Paul.
The esteemed virologist disclosed that he had taken part in a clinical study that required him to converse with the senator from Kentucky several times in a one-year period…
“After thirty seconds of him talking, bam, it hits you,” he said. “You have to lie down in a dark room someplace.”
To avoid these symptoms, Fauci recommended social distancing from Paul “as much as possible.”