Republican Party Turns to Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Stefani Reynolds/Bloomberg

Furious at Representative Liz Cheney and Representative Adam Kinzinger for participating in the January 6th commission, the G.O.P. leadership in the House is punishing the two rogue Republicans by forcing them to spend an hour with Ted Cruz.

Speaking to reporters, the House Minority Leader, Kevin McCarthy, said that the decision to subject the two dissidents to an hour with Cruz “should leave no doubt about how seriously we take their offense.”

“Make no mistake,” he said, “an hour with Ted Cruz is the ultimate punishment.”

Andy Borowitz and TheNewYorker nail it!

2 thoughts on “Republican Party Turns to Cruel and Unusual Punishment

  1. Judas goat says:

    “Sen. Ted Cruz introduces legislation banning mask, vaccination mandates nationwide”–ted-cruz-vows-to-introduce-legislation-banning-mask–vaccination-mandates-nationwide
    “While Ted Cruz spends his days railing against Covid mandates of any kind, he can sleep soundly at night knowing his own kids’ school follows CDC guidance.”

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