As written by Trumpolini and his fascist #sharpie
❝ The President of the United States altered a National Hurricane Center map with a sharpie to falsely extend the official forecast toward Alabama so he didn’t have to admit he was wrong in a tweet.
❝ Trump predicted in a tweet that the storm was going to hit Alabama when there were no projections that it was going to happen, but since some of Trump’s biggest supporters are in Alabama, he had to pretend like he was saving them from danger.
He’s obviously confident that his loyal supporters are as dumb as any corrupt political hack could wish for.
Meet Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller. The Iowa men were arrested Friday night on attempted burglary charges after a 911 caller told cops that two hoodie-wearing males were trying to enter his apartment.
During a subsequent traffic stop (McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20, were traveling in a 1994 Buick Roadmaster), Carroll Police Department officers collared the men, both of whom had their faces painted. Police Chief Jeff Cayler is unsure why McNelly and Miller, pictured in the mug shots, opted for the Sharpie marker look, but surmised that they may have been trying to intimidate the apartment’s occupant.
Or perhaps ski masks are a bit pricey.
I think each is just dumber’n a hoe handle!